Apparently the broken condom that recently made it's way onto my windowsill WAS used. My neighbor was lucky enough to get the wrapper IN his window. He attributes these gifts to the people living directly above him. He was also fortunate enough to hear the sounds of the their pleasure for over two hours. Every night this week. Probably one of those crazy Amsterdam aphrodisiacs at work.
INTERNET SURVEY: Under what circumstances is it alright to throw a used condom out of a sixth story window?
Rose says: If, and only if, you receive a message that the prophylactic will self-destruct ten seconds post-coitus.
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It is NEVER ok to throw such things out a window, Rosie, NEVER.
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